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READ ME: Development Time & TONS of Updates!

Attack Fam, Unite!

Since we talked, a lot of stuff has happened:

  1. We started up the awesome new Attack Media Studio of Awesomeness (full title, Yaniv-permitting).
  2. The Attack is on Disney XD (D|XP, if ya nasty).
  3. The sun played hide and seek behind the moon, and nobody thought it was weird.

But we're not here to talk about the past. We're here for the now. The new. The new now.

What's going on?

Starting yesterday, August 21st, we're doing a bunch of Let's Plays, Front Pages, Staff Casts, and specials. Throughout August and all of September, you're going to get front row seats to the fun.

The schedule is gonna look like this:

So hot. So fresh. So tall.

So hot. So fresh. So tall.

Behind the scenes, we're working on a bunch of new things. What things? Can't say, but in summary, it's this: Your favorite new show is being developed. Yep, we're going to be doing something hotter than the Game of Thrones/Walking Dead/Rick and Morty love child. Yep, the three of them came together and made a baby program. Which the stork then dropped (gently) on our doorstep.

Plus, tons of new merchandises. First, the new Attack on Mousepads is the August JAM.

Seriously. How could you not want this hotness on your desk/table/cookie pan?

Seriously. How could you not want this hotness on your desk/table/cookie pan?

And, oh my, What is this? ANOTHER Steebz poster? No, even better: Steebz in da pool.

#PoolPartySteebz. Fight the winter north of the wall, get a Steebz on a 'shroom instead.

#PoolPartySteebz. Fight the winter north of the wall, get a Steebz on a 'shroom instead.

Beyond merch and games, we've got more coming. Like... ATTACK ON TWITCHCON 2.

What?!

WHAT?!?!?!

WHAT?!?!?!

Thanks for taking the time to enhance the emphasis, words. Here's what we're doing at TwitchCon 2017.

Our panel is titled "The Attack: From Twitch to TV". It's the best thing to happen to the TwitchCon stage since plywood*.

  • WHAT? The Attack: From Twitch to TV
  • WHERE? TwitchCon Expo Stage, Long Beach, CA
  • WHEN? Friday, October 20, 2017 @ 2pm PT
  • WHY? REASONS.

Go ahead and get your tickets to TwitchCon now, right here. It's okay, we can wait.

Okay, now that you've bought your ticket, we'll let you know that YES, we are planning on an Attack Fam meet-up at TwitchCon. So make sure you've got your Attack shirts, mousepads, spinners, and additional accoutrements by then.

<3 you all, see you soon,
Jake The Attack-bot

*plywood is the basis for all good theatrical stages. Especially if you're a tap dancer. You're a tap dancer, right? No? GET TO TAP DANCING, TIMMY. Yep, you're a Timmy in my mind. I <3 you.

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The Attack Joins D|XP This August!

We're back, and this isn't our final form. The Attack is going to be part of Disney XD's new late-night gaming block, D|XP this August! We're excited to be alongside content from IGN, Vice, and more great internet-first creators. 

 

We're not done with Twitch shows. Not by a long shot. For the entirety of the run on D|XP, we're going to be broadcasting the entire process to Twitch. We're showing you how to make sweet, sweet TV sausage! It's another internet first from The Attack.

Which makes YOU, The Twitch viewer (and subscriber), part of our LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

The New Fanciness

Alex & Erin are back and awesome, as always. So shiny.

Here's what we need:

YOU. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 4pm PT/7pm ET, watching The Attack on Twitch.

The Attack might feel a little different than what you're used to, but we want you to come along for the ride. It's a live TV taping, with breaks for direct interaction with the Twitch audience. We'll be doing sub shout-outs, donation thank you's, and TPOTSWIC. Plus, more BTS than you've ever seen anywhere.

Sick AF Control Room

New Studio Goodness

On our Patreon, we're going to be posting more BTS videos (the "Attack from Behind" series), photos (like the ones above), and something new: FULL episodes of The Attack. Not the live version, a full cut down! You can see each episode before it makes it to D|XP! Reward goodness, check.

We've missed you like crazy, and are excited to make this next version of The Attack bigger and better for each and every one of you.

XO,
Everyone At The Attack

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Schedule! July 10-14, 2017

In case you missed it, here's the big news: WE BACK. And if you missed the OTHER big news: We're going to be on Disney XD's new late-night block, D|XP, later this summer! Which means that you will be able to see episodes of The Attack on your TV!

Dreams do come true.

This week, we're jam packed with episodes of The Attack and several Patreon-exclusive streams. What? You're not a Patreon subscriber? Why not!? There are shows exclusive to Patreon, AND a ton of behind the scenes coming. Spoilers: there's a new video going up tomorrow.

For now, here's a shiny schedule, so you know what to plan for.

See you soon,
The Attack's Jake-Bot

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Attack on E3 2017

Did you get to go to E3 2017? It's the first year that the show was omen to the public, and our first E3 with Steebz! So, naturally, we sent Erin on a quest to find all of the cool things at the show. This is... THE ATTACK ON E3 2017: ERIN'S ODYSSEY

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New Season of The Attack Incoming!

Hey Fam,

Last week, you got an update that we're finally making the big move to the new studio. After a lot of planning and prep in the studio, we've got to make a few more adjustments for the coming weeks. Take a deep breath, here we go:

Front Page Continues

Our morning bit of clusterfuuuuuun continues. Monday through Thursday, these will continue to play on Twitch, with the Friday episode exclusive to $5+ patrons on Patreon.

The Attack Light

The setup and production of The Attack is a big, beautiful mess. Since we're moving the entirety of our studio, we're winding up this season of The Attack with today's episode, #273. During the move, we'll be doing some fun Attack-like episodes in the normal timeslot. They'll be a little more intimate, but still a lot of fun.

The Attack will be back for the new season on JULY 7TH. Put it on your calendar, tell all of your friends so they can catch up on previous episodes, and then watch our thousand armed monster come alive from our brand new space (it's gonna be fancy).

More IRL & Let's Play Fun

During the move, you can expect to see more random IRL streams and let's plays. I don't even know where these will be coming from, so get ready for some top notch random IRLs from Alex & Erin.

Locations might include:

  • Los Angeles!
  • Da Club!
  • Arcades!
  • A morgue!
  • Inside your house!
  • The beach.

Things are generally going to look like this for a bit:

Stick around for the fun stuff. The new season of The Attack will be bigger and better than before, with plenty of dank memes ahead.

<3 You All,
Jake-Bot of The Attack               

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Updates and Whatnot!

Hey Fam,

I wanted to share the updated schedule with you, and talk through some changes that will be happening over the next few weeks. First, here's the schedule, starting April 24th, 2017:

Take a moment, ingest the changes. We're giving "Let's Do It On The Table", "Night of The Living Show", "Spitting Game", and "Bring Your 12"" a little break. No, the shows are not cancelled. Also, your mother and I still love you very much. This isn't your fault. We're making some changes, and need to focus. Think of it like the end of a season for your favorite series.

Here's what's up:

  1. We're moving! There's a full-on studio move happening over the next few weeks. That's going to take a lot of work, and dominate time for all of us. The new studio space is amazing, and will have a positive effect on each show.
  2. More Attack Awesomeness! Although sometimes things on the shows go sideways, I can promise you that an astounding amount of time and effort goes into each and every episode of The Attack. And we want to make the shows even better. So we're focusing on The Attack while the move happens, to keep it at maximum awesome for you.
  3. A Third Thing! Lists aren't complete with just 2 items. You need a third one for rhythm and as a punchline.

We don't want you to think that we don't enjoy the other shows. We do. There's a reason that each and every one of them exists. Our team is fired up about bringing them back, with the best quality, shortly after the move (mid-May). We'll work over the break on ways to start the next season with bigger, better shows, and maybe explosions.

In the meantime, please roll with us through the move, and just keep being you. That's the you we like.

<3,
Jake-Bot of The Attack

p.s. I'm also not a fan of change. To help us both, here's a doggo moving (just like us!):

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The Attack Speed Run!

Like our forefather, Sonic be thy name, we needed to see if The Attack could happen faster. How fast? FAST ENOUGH. Watch our for your doink and your boink, because you don't want to get zoinked at full speed.

THIS IS THE ATTACK SPEED RUN!

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Techamendation - Razer Blade Stealth

Joey loves tech. And today, he's going DEEP with the Razer Blade Stealth Touchscreen Ultrabook.

Special thanks to Razer for providing us with the Razer Blade Stealth for review and use in the studio.

If you'd like to get one for yourself, pick it up on Amazon and toss a schmeckle or two our way at the same time: https://goo.gl/3SXqJL

THIS IS THE RAZER BLADE STEALTH TECHAMENDATION!

Original Air Date: April 5th, 2017
Episode Number: 262

Reviewer: Joey Thimian // @Leafeator

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Nerf Battle Royale!

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Nerf Battle Royale!

Welcome to Thunderdome. It's like Mad Max. With Nerf darts.

  • Erin.
  • Alex.
  • Jeremy.
  • Joey.
  • Coral.
  • Yaniv.

In a face-off... TO THE DEATH! WITH NERF DARTS!!!!

THIS IS THE ATTACK BATTLE ROYALE!

Original air date: March 31, 2017
Episode Number: 260

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SPRING CLEAVING - The Attack Episode 258

Clad in Futureman Gaming attire, our resident Celery, Alex Corea, and Cinnamon Bun Queen Erin Steeby cleave out the cobwebs! Eddie falls asleep in Skittles! Sick Footage for your baby!

All that, and way more...

THIS IS THE ATTACK!

Episode # 258
Original Air Date - March 27, 2017

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