New Season of The Attack Incoming!

Hey Fam,

Last week, you got an update that we're finally making the big move to the new studio. After a lot of planning and prep in the studio, we've got to make a few more adjustments for the coming weeks. Take a deep breath, here we go:

Front Page Continues

Our morning bit of clusterfuuuuuun continues. Monday through Thursday, these will continue to play on Twitch, with the Friday episode exclusive to $5+ patrons on Patreon.

The Attack Light

The setup and production of The Attack is a big, beautiful mess. Since we're moving the entirety of our studio, we're winding up this season of The Attack with today's episode, #273. During the move, we'll be doing some fun Attack-like episodes in the normal timeslot. They'll be a little more intimate, but still a lot of fun.

The Attack will be back for the new season on June 12th. Put it on your calendar, tell all of your friends so they can catch up on previous episodes, and then watch our thousand armed monster come alive from our brand new space (it's gonna be fancy).

More IRL & Let's Play Fun

During the move, you can expect to see more random IRL streams and let's plays. I don't even know where these will be coming from, so get ready for some top notch random IRLs from Alex & Erin.

Locations might include:

  • Los Angeles!
  • Da Club!
  • Arcades!
  • A morgue!
  • Inside your house!
  • The beach.

Things are generally going to look like this for a bit:

Stick around for the fun stuff. The new season of The Attack will be bigger and better than before, with plenty of dank memes ahead.

<3 You All,
Jake-Bot of The Attack               

Updates and Whatnot!

Hey Fam,

I wanted to share the updated schedule with you, and talk through some changes that will be happening over the next few weeks. First, here's the schedule, starting April 24th, 2017:

Take a moment, ingest the changes. We're giving "Let's Do It On The Table", "Night of The Living Show", "Spitting Game", and "Bring Your 12"" a little break. No, the shows are not cancelled. Also, your mother and I still love you very much. This isn't your fault. We're making some changes, and need to focus. Think of it like the end of a season for your favorite series.

Here's what's up:

  1. We're moving! There's a full-on studio move happening over the next few weeks. That's going to take a lot of work, and dominate time for all of us. The new studio space is amazing, and will have a positive effect on each show.
  2. More Attack Awesomeness! Although sometimes things on the shows go sideways, I can promise you that an astounding amount of time and effort goes into each and every episode of The Attack. And we want to make the shows even better. So we're focusing on The Attack while the move happens, to keep it at maximum awesome for you.
  3. A Third Thing! Lists aren't complete with just 2 items. You need a third one for rhythm and as a punchline.

We don't want you to think that we don't enjoy the other shows. We do. There's a reason that each and every one of them exists. Our team is fired up about bringing them back, with the best quality, shortly after the move (mid-May). We'll work over the break on ways to start the next season with bigger, better shows, and maybe explosions.

In the meantime, please roll with us through the move, and just keep being you. That's the you we like.

Jake-Bot of The Attack

p.s. I'm also not a fan of change. To help us both, here's a doggo moving (just like us!):

The Attack Speed Run!

Like our forefather, Sonic be thy name, we needed to see if The Attack could happen faster. How fast? FAST ENOUGH. Watch our for your doink and your boink, because you don't want to get zoinked at full speed.


Techamendation - Razer Blade Stealth

Joey loves tech. And today, he's going DEEP with the Razer Blade Stealth Touchscreen Ultrabook.

Special thanks to Razer for providing us with the Razer Blade Stealth for review and use in the studio.

If you'd like to get one for yourself, pick it up on Amazon and toss a schmeckle or two our way at the same time:


Original Air Date: April 5th, 2017
Episode Number: 262

Reviewer: Joey Thimian // @Leafeator

Nerf Battle Royale!

Nerf Battle Royale!

Welcome to Thunderdome. It's like Mad Max. With Nerf darts.

  • Erin.
  • Alex.
  • Jeremy.
  • Joey.
  • Coral.
  • Yaniv.

In a face-off... TO THE DEATH! WITH NERF DARTS!!!!


Original air date: March 31, 2017
Episode Number: 260


Jason Explains... St. Patrick's Day!

It's the most wonderful time of the year. No, wait, it's that day where everyone drinks and adopts an Irish accent. Don't listen to me, let Jason explain...

SPRING CLEAVING - The Attack Episode 258

Clad in Futureman Gaming attire, our resident Celery, Alex Corea, and Cinnamon Bun Queen Erin Steeby cleave out the cobwebs! Eddie falls asleep in Skittles! Sick Footage for your baby!

All that, and way more...


Episode # 258
Original Air Date - March 27, 2017

CRAM THAT CRAW! - The Attack Episode 257

Alex & Erin CRAM THAT CRAW! Steeb the Weeb takes a look at "Your Name" and eat some balut! Who wins Stream of The Week!? And Nick drops a tray!


Episode # 257
Original Air Date - March 24, 2017