Attack Fam, Unite!

Since we talked, a lot of stuff has happened:

  1. We started up the awesome new Attack Media Studio of Awesomeness (full title, Yaniv-permitting).
  2. The Attack is on Disney XD (D|XP, if ya nasty).
  3. The sun played hide and seek behind the moon, and nobody thought it was weird.

But we're not here to talk about the past. We're here for the now. The new. The new now.

What's going on?

Starting yesterday, August 21st, we're doing a bunch of Let's Plays, Front Pages, Staff Casts, and specials. Throughout August and all of September, you're going to get front row seats to the fun.

The schedule is gonna look like this:

So hot. So fresh. So tall.

So hot. So fresh. So tall.

Behind the scenes, we're working on a bunch of new things. What things? Can't say, but in summary, it's this: Your favorite new show is being developed. Yep, we're going to be doing something hotter than the Game of Thrones/Walking Dead/Rick and Morty love child. Yep, the three of them came together and made a baby program. Which the stork then dropped (gently) on our doorstep.

Plus, tons of new merchandises. First, the new Attack on Mousepads is the August JAM.

Seriously. How could you not want this hotness on your desk/table/cookie pan?

Seriously. How could you not want this hotness on your desk/table/cookie pan?

And, oh my, What is this? ANOTHER Steebz poster? No, even better: Steebz in da pool.

#PoolPartySteebz. Fight the winter north of the wall, get a Steebz on a 'shroom instead.

#PoolPartySteebz. Fight the winter north of the wall, get a Steebz on a 'shroom instead.

Beyond merch and games, we've got more coming. Like... ATTACK ON TWITCHCON 2.

What?!

WHAT?!?!?!

WHAT?!?!?!

Thanks for taking the time to enhance the emphasis, words. Here's what we're doing at TwitchCon 2017.

Our panel is titled "The Attack: From Twitch to TV". It's the best thing to happen to the TwitchCon stage since plywood*.

  • WHAT? The Attack: From Twitch to TV
  • WHERE? TwitchCon Expo Stage, Long Beach, CA
  • WHEN? Friday, October 20, 2017 @ 2pm PT
  • WHY? REASONS.

Go ahead and get your tickets to TwitchCon now, right here. It's okay, we can wait.

Okay, now that you've bought your ticket, we'll let you know that YES, we are planning on an Attack Fam meet-up at TwitchCon. So make sure you've got your Attack shirts, mousepads, spinners, and additional accoutrements by then.

<3 you all, see you soon,
Jake The Attack-bot

*plywood is the basis for all good theatrical stages. Especially if you're a tap dancer. You're a tap dancer, right? No? GET TO TAP DANCING, TIMMY. Yep, you're a Timmy in my mind. I <3 you.

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